…note to servers in upscale restaurants…

if i have to wait
forty minutes for water
tip value plummets

and i’ll immediately change my meal selection to the ‘value’ cheap meal.  and i won’t order anything BUT water to drink.  and i’ll hold your table up for two and a half hours, complaining about everything the entire time.  so when i ask you for an initial glass of water while i look over the drink menu, quit pissing me off.

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