…eh? (6-8-6)…

why are canadian
packages of blueberries so
damn hard to open, eh?

(the conspiracy theorist in me thinks it has something to do with their invasion-by-produce strategy.  damn you northern border-mates!)

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5 thoughts on “…eh? (6-8-6)…

  1. Andy Stephen says:

    Dear Blood Moon,
    …….eh?…..6-8-6…….if you don’t like our fucking blueberries try our Vancouver Bud……maybe that that will open your splincter….you annal retentive haiku poser…you have no idea……how embarrassing you are to yourself……I feel sorry for you….Peace Out….Best Wishes eh?…..Blueberry Andy…..

  2. liquidquick says:

    a closed ‘splincter’ holds
    all the ‘ku inside when i
    can’t get blueberries.

    what’s Vancouver Bud?
    second-rate, cheap, northern beer?
    ah… inhaled happiness.

  3. Andy Stephen says:

    Dear Liquidquick,
    From Blueberry Andy……eh?……..I see we both had a riot, writing to each other….and obviously we are of like mind…….you impress me with your “ku” story and the fact that you know what Vancouver Bud is….because everybody knows around the world….our bud….is the best…..so Best to you, Cheers Andy Peace Out!……..type back anytime….:-)

    hear my new haiku……

    walking on the road
    i thought i stepped on toad
    much surprise

    stepped in haiku pu
    what could I do
    looked smelled even tasted

    was indeed haiku pu
    never do that again
    now you my friend

  4. Andy Stephen says:

    Dear Liquidquick,
    Today is January 25…..and I still haven’t heard from you for a long time….I thought we had a teasing friendship…..anyways…..here’s a silly haiku I wrote for you,

    Fish out of water
    must go see
    throw poor fish into sea

    Am I getting better? Am I starting to get the drift of it?……Write me back personally, I was hoping we would be in touch….best to you, Andy….from Canada eh!

  5. liquidquick says:

    andy,

    time constraints prevent –
    not able to engage in
    new email pen-pals

    i do believe, though,
    you have caught a ‘ku drift… but…
    beware of the flood

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