…odd advertising…

driving down I-4
billboards for vasectomies
are just plain creepy


…the fine print…

weight watcher’s won’t work
if you spend all of your points
on chocolate bars

(luckily, haiku are low cal AND low carb, thus suitable for any diet plan.   According to the most recent nutritional information, a  serving of three haiku per day can actually help lower your cholesterol.  and they stay crunchy in milk.)