sorry if you're bored...

…imagining myself as an old man…

liquidquick — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 15:54:47 +0000

‘where’s my hoveround?!’
i shout at an empty room
‘why’s my glass empty?!’

…to whet the…

liquidquick — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 19:53:36 +0000

sometimes i enjoy
a pre-bedtime practice snooze -
a ‘nappatizer’

…practical considerations…

liquidquick — Sat, 21 May 2011 22:29:16 +0000

perhaps i’ll miss you
but when the rapture comes can
i have your x-box?

…evolutionary survival mechanism – and why we need it…

liquidquick — Sun, 08 May 2011 16:46:44 +0000

maybe its an act
of kindness we cannot see
ourselves from behind

you’ve way too much ass
to fit into that cloth strip
you think of as ‘skirt’

…vow of the nice guy…

liquidquick — Fri, 06 May 2011 13:58:52 +0000

in my next life i
shall wear cruelty like silk gloves
covering steel fists

…my excuse for the past two years…

liquidquick — Wed, 04 May 2011 01:36:21 +0000

i don’t do ‘happy’
the future expectations
are too burdensome

…when we criticize…

liquidquick — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:42:36 +0000

disapproving words
storm laden zephyr snatching
kindness from the air

…someone better have died…

liquidquick — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 01:54:26 +0000

stand me up just once
you’ll never have to ask me
anywhere again

…forgotten moments…

liquidquick — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 01:36:16 +0000

sitting in the park
girl cries to god ‘make it rain!’
day ends… day begins

…love poem to god…

liquidquick — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 13:15:51 +0000

neither whispered hymns
nor fevered dreams contain my
depth of desire

does the moon above
notice the ant’s longing glance
offers back shadows

…architects and engineers are careless (6-8-6)…

liquidquick — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:26:28 +0000

being a blueprinter
it amazes me that buildings
don’t collapse more often

…not politicians (7-9-7)…

liquidquick — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 10:52:46 +0000

looking at the state of things
diplomatic talks should only be
held by artists and poets

…daredevils…

liquidquick — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 14:10:38 +0000

deadly precipice
the words hanging from your lips
fall to their demise

…in a fit of ego (6-8-6)…

liquidquick — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 01:13:37 +0000

i think of myself as
‘aleister crowley’ of haiku…
though somewhat less creepy

…impermanent…

liquidquick — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 18:31:50 +0000

much like an echo
we resist change until we
slowly fade away

…unintended effects…

liquidquick — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:02:55 +0000

constantly praying
leaves no time for listening
can’t hear the response

…taxtime depression…

liquidquick — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:44:16 +0000

its official now
i’m no longer ‘middle class’
trailer, here i come

…you know its too damn cold when…

liquidquick — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:37:33 +0000

sitting on the couch
your snuggie’s all static-y
but you just don’t care

…feeling stupid despite good intentions (6-8-6)…

liquidquick — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:51:18 +0000

some roadkill up ahead
i start to say a prayer but then
see its just a tire

…it’s harry’s fault (a dysfunctional government ‘ku)…

liquidquick — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:33:50 +0000

reid’s failed policy -
‘you’re not just a senator
you’re a princess, too!’

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while we’ve already coronated SparklePony Princess Lieberman and GlitterFetus Princess Nelson, there are still plenty of diamond tiaras and magic wands for any aspiring fakeocrat.

just beware of the snowe queen… she doesn’t like it when uppity wannabes from across the aisle move in on her turf. it makes her hungry…