…at least i’m good on toilet paper…
out of blueberries
didn’t account for leap day
on my shopping list
…satan’s new pitch (4-6-4)…
karma be damned,
welcome to the dark side
(we’ve got cookies)
…evidently, more than 200 times…
twenty people on
both hands couldn’t count the times
i’ve wished you were dead
…why i’m not mr. popular at the office…
new anger outlet
nasty little post-it notes
left for coworkers
…business-babble phrase: first quarter ‘08…
its ’sustainable
profit’ if the customer
must keep buying more
…barriers…
within these walls i
wish i could touch the flowers
in full bloom outside
…dear tyra banks…
modeling is just
one step removed from whoredom
don’t idolize it
…super lazy…
i’m not the man i’m
meant to be – but change takes work
so i’ll just settle
…leave my shit alone…
i hate it when they
discontinue or replace
diet foods i liked
(alright, maybe this isn’t darfur-level tragedy… but its still frickin’ annoying)
…minor displays of cruelty…
you’ve done the dishes
i’ll come by, lick a spoon and
leave it in the sink
…our littlest employee…
night shift shop cat knows
when the UPS man comes
its time for dinner
she lets me tell folks
i’m the supervisor but
she thinks she’s the boss
…bigger pictures (6-8-6)…
i wish that you loved me
but goddess knows there’s some wishes
that should never come true
…what the rice krispies are really saying…
snap, crackle, pop means
‘go murder and be evil’ -
strange world i live in
…i bet there’s a pile of dishes in the sink…
how come zombie flicks
never show their apartments -
‘Real World’ for zombies
…maybe i’m looking at this backwards…
‘weight watchers’ account
i keep depositing pounds
can i get cash back?
…less than sympathetic (6-8-6)…
so you’ve hit a few walls
well… millions die from starvation
you, at least, can pull through
…canine unconscious…
laying on the couch
my dog whimpers in her sleep
are her dreams pleasant?
…monday five days a week…
can’t seem to escape
this unending cloud of gloom
pouring acid rain
