sorry if you're bored…

the gravity of
your situation seems to
be escaping you

when dancing naked
stay away from the backlit
and undraped windows

this may be tough, but
not every food item
needs to be ‘herbal’

on hands and knees
to praise deities with
smoke and mirrors

in creator’s eyes
we are pretty reflections…
with poor attitudes

i realize now that
i’m a ‘fucking-psycho’ magnet
getting stronger each year

you and i are not
good for each other, maybe
thats why this thing works

one day we’ll all meet that
fat, black, lesbian in the sky
and wish we’d been nicer

knowing whom to blame
that’s ‘accountability’ -
(when its someone else)

new theology
‘christ-like when its convenient’
drive-thru salvation

humans are merely
weapons of mass consumption
aimed at mother earth

when dealing with others
just bite your tongue and bide your time
they’ll fuck up in the end.

is anyone there?!
not even god takes this long
to answer questions

you cannot reason
with the unreasonable
that’s what guns are for

…made of the same stuff
rage, spite, pain and sarcasm
bound by gooey bits

each morning i wake
with music stuck in my head
shitty eighties tunes

running the race
the rats in the cage ask
when can we rest?

started yoga to
meet hot chicks, but my class has
old and ugly ones

if your life was a
d&d game you’d be a
tenth-level loser