…respecting the underlings…

July 31, 2007 at 11:39 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

treat employees well
else you’ll have to do their jobs
when they up and quit

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…torture-squad advert…

July 30, 2007 at 1:43 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

we have many ways
of making you talk, and one
to make you shut up

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…unanswerable questions (6-8-6)…

July 28, 2007 at 12:30 pm (haiku, humor)

don’t know how to respond…
‘why, at twenty eight, do you have
scooby-doo underwear?’

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…my favorite thing about you (6-8-6)…

July 28, 2007 at 1:23 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

the evil in your eyes
is as nothing when compared to
the evil in your heart

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…hatemonger…

July 27, 2007 at 4:28 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

who in their right mind
would give you a platform to
spew forth your venom?

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…time off (6-8-6)…

July 26, 2007 at 1:14 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

i’m back, but it seems this
vacation from sanity was
entirely too short

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…your blackmail price is too high, so…

July 25, 2007 at 8:42 am (haiku, humor)

…while i can’t afford
your silence, i CAN afford
team of assassins

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…divine interstate…

July 25, 2007 at 1:59 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

bridges to our gods
can’t be burned, yet often they’re
built with toll-plazas

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…this month’s wish…

July 24, 2007 at 10:54 am (haiku, manic depression)

i sincerely hope
i’ve potential to be more
than what i am now

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…pests (6-8-6)…

July 20, 2007 at 1:21 am (haiku, humor)

best way to get rid of
mini angel on the shoulder
is a big can of raid

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…masochist beauty…

July 18, 2007 at 11:34 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

your love is like a
fine diamond pendant on a
razor wire chain

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…honest demands…

July 18, 2007 at 3:57 am (annoying preachiness, haiku)

i expect neither
ability nor talent
just sincerity

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…business-babble phrase: second quarter ‘07…

July 16, 2007 at 12:31 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

a ’streamlined process’
is where technology can
replace employees

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…timely decisions…

July 16, 2007 at 12:25 am (annoying preachiness, haiku)

sometimes we are not
given the chance to say ‘yes’
to important things

other times that chance
is repeatedly wasted
until its too late

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…idiom idiocy (7-9-7)…

July 14, 2007 at 3:13 pm (haiku, humor)

turning over a new leaf
is quite a pointless activity
if taken literally

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…being lazy, a work in progress…

July 14, 2007 at 3:27 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

by now i’ve started
thousands of projects but i’ve
finished only two

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…fluidity of truth…

July 12, 2007 at 2:37 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

knowing your background
i accept your deception
for the gift it is

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…tactics of the adversary…

July 10, 2007 at 11:31 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

satan has given
malfunctioning computers
to rob us of time

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…taking action (6-8-6)…

July 10, 2007 at 2:50 am (annoying preachiness, haiku)

happiness will not come
while wishing, praying, and hoping…
not ’til you start doing

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…unconcious screenplays…

July 9, 2007 at 11:08 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

repeating dreams should
be commercial-free and have
alternate endings

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