…ain’t gettin’ none…

July 31, 2006 at 11:59 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

spent the night with you
what more could i have asked for
well, for starters… sex

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…loopy laws…

July 31, 2006 at 7:52 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

minimum wage up
but estate tax slashed again
not a fair trade-off

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…coming around…

July 30, 2006 at 2:21 pm (haiku, manic depression)

hope, happiness, and
abandonment, welcome to
my vicious circle

-mymojo

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…initiation…

July 30, 2006 at 10:43 am (haiku, ongoing renga, spiritual)

hooded, bound by cord
a trickle of blood drops down
the Land accepts it

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…role playing…

July 30, 2006 at 10:37 am (haiku, humor)

said the high-priestess
to the lowly serving-wench
‘let me fix you lunch’

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…higher order servants…

July 30, 2006 at 10:35 am (annoying preachiness, haiku)

angels and demons
are two sides of the same coin
call it as you flip

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…justification for a crazed, chopstick-wielding psychotic…

July 29, 2006 at 10:26 am (haiku, humor, ongoing renga)

sign on the door says
‘ernie’s vomitorium -
bring your own chopsticks’

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…justification for a crazed, spork-wielding psychotic…

July 28, 2006 at 11:25 pm (haiku, humor, ongoing renga)

I cannot decide
whether to have soup or cake.
Chose to play it safe.

-mead

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…justification for a crazed, spoon-wielding psychotic…

July 28, 2006 at 9:30 pm (haiku, humor)

at the nose’s end
i see myself upside down
when balancing spoons

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…justification for a crazed, fork-wielding psychotic…

July 28, 2006 at 8:40 pm (haiku, humor)

At the county fair
I won the eating contest.
Goddamn I love pie.

-mead

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…portals…

July 28, 2006 at 5:37 pm (haiku, ongoing renga)

keys lie in the mind
opening the doors of fate
but where are the locks?

-alrighty qazse, you started this so all blame to you (tag!)

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…justification for a crazed, knife-wielding psychotic…

July 28, 2006 at 9:54 am (haiku, ongoing renga)

seven days ago
when i asked you on a date
you should have said yes

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…important consideration…

July 27, 2006 at 7:02 pm (haiku, ongoing renga, spiritual)

on the church altar
asleep, lies a butterfly
please pray quietly

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…false advertising…

July 27, 2006 at 6:43 pm (haiku, humor)

so evidently
you can’t get cobbler or pie
at the Apple store

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…divine ultimatum…

July 27, 2006 at 6:42 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

jesus called, he said
‘move your shit from my garage
or i’ll smite your ass’

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…low supply…

July 26, 2006 at 6:42 pm (annoying preachiness, haiku)

what would be the cost
if the world ran out of ink
words forever lost

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…cost of man…

July 26, 2006 at 6:41 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

even the proudest
will come begging on their knees
they, too, have a price

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…afraid to move…

July 26, 2006 at 6:40 pm (haiku, manic depression)

heart rate one hundred
and thats while lying in bed
thinking of the day

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…oil genie…

July 26, 2006 at 6:39 pm (haiku, humor)

the car’s oil light
looks a bit like genie’s lamp
only no wishes

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…aesthetic chaos…

July 26, 2006 at 6:38 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

unfortunately,
whoever said this looks good
was lying to you

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