…imagining myself as an old man…

September 11, 2011 at 11:54 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

‘where’s my hoveround?!’
i shout at an empty room
‘why’s my glass empty?!’

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…to whet the…

July 28, 2011 at 3:53 pm (haiku)

sometimes i enjoy
a pre-bedtime practice snooze -
a ‘nappatizer’

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…practical considerations…

May 21, 2011 at 6:29 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

perhaps i’ll miss you
but when the rapture comes can
i have your x-box?

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…evolutionary survival mechanism – and why we need it…

May 8, 2011 at 12:46 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

maybe its an act
of kindness we cannot see
ourselves from behind

you’ve way too much ass
to fit into that cloth strip
you think of as ‘skirt’

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…vow of the nice guy…

May 6, 2011 at 9:58 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

in my next life i
shall wear cruelty like silk gloves
covering steel fists

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…my excuse for the past two years…

May 3, 2011 at 9:36 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

i don’t do ‘happy’
the future expectations
are too burdensome

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…when we criticize…

March 3, 2011 at 6:42 pm (annoying preachiness, haiku)

disapproving words
storm laden zephyr snatching
kindness from the air

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…someone better have died…

February 19, 2011 at 9:54 pm (annoying preachiness, haiku)

stand me up just once
you’ll never have to ask me
anywhere again

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…forgotten moments…

February 18, 2011 at 9:36 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

sitting in the park
girl cries to god ‘make it rain!’
day ends… day begins

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…love poem to god…

February 17, 2011 at 9:15 am (haiku)

neither whispered hymns
nor fevered dreams contain my
depth of desire

does the moon above
notice the ant’s longing glance
offers back shadows

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…architects and engineers are careless (6-8-6)…

February 14, 2011 at 3:26 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

being a blueprinter
it amazes me that buildings
don’t collapse more often

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…not politicians (7-9-7)…

February 12, 2011 at 6:52 am (annoying preachiness, experimental form, haiku)

looking at the state of things
diplomatic talks should only be
held by artists and poets

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…daredevils…

February 9, 2011 at 10:10 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

deadly precipice
the words hanging from your lips
fall to their demise

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…in a fit of ego (6-8-6)…

February 8, 2011 at 9:13 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

i think of myself as
‘aleister crowley’ of haiku…
though somewhat less creepy

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…impermanent…

January 30, 2011 at 2:31 pm (annoying preachiness, haiku)

much like an echo
we resist change until we
slowly fade away

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…unintended effects…

June 23, 2010 at 11:02 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

constantly praying
leaves no time for listening
can’t hear the response

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…taxtime depression…

April 1, 2010 at 6:44 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

its official now
i’m no longer ‘middle class’
trailer, here i come

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…you know its too damn cold when…

January 9, 2010 at 11:37 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

sitting on the couch
your snuggie’s all static-y
but you just don’t care

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…feeling stupid despite good intentions (6-8-6)…

December 24, 2009 at 3:51 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

some roadkill up ahead
i start to say a prayer but then
see its just a tire

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…it’s harry’s fault (a dysfunctional government ‘ku)…

December 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

reid’s failed policy -
‘you’re not just a senator
you’re a princess, too!’

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while we’ve already coronated SparklePony Princess Lieberman and GlitterFetus Princess Nelson, there are still plenty of diamond tiaras and magic wands for any aspiring fakeocrat.

just beware of the snowe queen… she doesn’t like it when uppity wannabes from across the aisle move in on her turf.  it makes her hungry…

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