…animal cruelty…

people who leave their
dogs in cars deserve to have
neither dogs nor cars

it is rare for me to get all vengeance-y.  rarer still for me to mix witchcraft with whoop-ass.  but when i pass a dog trapped in a vehicle in a parking lot, i have absolutely no moral qualms about summoning up comfort spirits for the pooch and slapping a ‘no a/c’ ward on your vehicle so that you too can experience the conditions to which you are willing to subject others.  cracking the windows doesn’t make it okay.  ‘i’m just running in’ doesn’t make it okay.  i don’t know, perhaps i was a dog trapped in a vehicle in a previous life… but srsly folks – just don’t do it.

…note to servers in upscale restaurants…

if i have to wait
forty minutes for water
tip value plummets

and i’ll immediately change my meal selection to the ‘value’ cheap meal.  and i won’t order anything BUT water to drink.  and i’ll hold your table up for two and a half hours, complaining about everything the entire time.  so when i ask you for an initial glass of water while i look over the drink menu, quit pissing me off.