sorry if you're bored…

sitting on the couch
your snuggie’s all static-y
but you just don’t care

some roadkill up ahead
i start to say a prayer but then
see its just a tire

reid’s failed policy -
‘you’re not just a senator
you’re a princess, too!’

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while we’ve already coronated SparklePony Princess Lieberman and GlitterFetus Princess Nelson, there are still plenty of diamond tiaras and magic wands for any aspiring fakeocrat.

just beware of the snowe queen… she doesn’t like it when uppity wannabes from across the aisle move in on her turf.  it makes her hungry…

i remember selecting
the box by your name – yet clearly you’re
not the man i voted for…

just say what you mean and
mean what you say -  shut the fuck up
and get out of my way

chinese buffet is
a noun, verb, and adjective
all at the same time

sometimes misery
egged on by evil spirits
is purpose enough

do not confuse my
silence with acceptance of
your stupidity

so in love with yourself
your heart is full, there is no room
for me to love you too

i like to think i’m
a ‘glass half full’ kind of guy
…or a good liar

if you wish to insist
upon difference between us
who am i to argue

curses are couched in
compliments, not bellowed with
brazen bravado

that fanny-pack you wear
is not the most embarrasing
thing in your photograph

empty snack machine
an ‘employee benefit’
vending frustration