…you know its too damn cold when…

January 9, 2010 at 11:37 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

sitting on the couch
your snuggie’s all static-y
but you just don’t care

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…feeling stupid despite good intentions (6-8-6)…

December 24, 2009 at 3:51 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

some roadkill up ahead
i start to say a prayer but then
see its just a tire

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…it’s harry’s fault (a dysfunctional government ‘ku)…

December 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

reid’s failed policy -
‘you’re not just a senator
you’re a princess, too!’

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while we’ve already coronated SparklePony Princess Lieberman and GlitterFetus Princess Nelson, there are still plenty of diamond tiaras and magic wands for any aspiring fakeocrat.

just beware of the snowe queen… she doesn’t like it when uppity wannabes from across the aisle move in on her turf.  it makes her hungry…

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…president obama (7-9-7)…

December 15, 2009 at 3:38 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

i remember selecting
the box by your name – yet clearly you’re
not the man i voted for…

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…what i’d really like to say to the majority of the human race (6-8-6)…

December 12, 2009 at 8:02 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

just say what you mean and
mean what you say -  shut the fuck up
and get out of my way

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…universal call and response…

December 12, 2009 at 4:05 am (annoying preachiness, haiku)

we make bad choices
and we get second chances
life’s funny sometimes

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…in praise (a fatty ‘ku)…

December 12, 2009 at 4:02 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

chinese buffet is
a noun, verb, and adjective
all at the same time

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…why i do what i do…

December 6, 2009 at 5:46 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

sometimes misery
egged on by evil spirits
is purpose enough

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…disappointments…

December 5, 2009 at 10:44 pm (haiku, manic depression)

they don’t tell you that
sometimes the hardest effort
bears no fruit at all

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…wait a minute…

December 4, 2009 at 10:18 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

do not confuse my
silence with acceptance of
your stupidity

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…too much of a good thing (6-8-6)…

November 30, 2009 at 3:52 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

so in love with yourself
your heart is full, there is no room
for me to love you too

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…gifts of impermanence…

November 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm (annoying preachiness, haiku)

i can move mountains
the energy needed just
a quick song away

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…illusions of optimism…

November 25, 2009 at 11:14 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

i like to think i’m
a ‘glass half full’ kind of guy
…or a good liar

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…neither this nor that (6-8-6)…

November 24, 2009 at 2:41 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

if you wish to insist
upon difference between us
who am i to argue

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…mantra…

November 24, 2009 at 12:54 pm (annoying preachiness, haiku)

speak words of power
backed only by compassion
lest ego flourish

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…friendly revenge…

November 15, 2009 at 9:06 am (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

curses are couched in
compliments, not bellowed with
brazen bravado

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…you know you’ve got issues when (6-8-6)…

September 12, 2009 at 11:26 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

that fanny-pack you wear
is not the most embarrasing
thing in your photograph

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…work perk…

September 4, 2009 at 6:29 pm (bitter sarcasm, haiku)

empty snack machine
an ‘employee benefit’
vending frustration

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…ww(j/b)d…

August 23, 2009 at 8:48 pm (haiku)

jesus and buddha
want healthcare for everyone
so what’s your excuse?

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…birthers STFU (6-8-6)…

July 26, 2009 at 8:39 am (haiku)

‘he’s not american!’
not-so-thinly veiled racism
U.S. culture cancer

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